Wino’s leaky implants
November-20-2009
Breaking News
For once the Wino’s latest hospital visit has nothing to do with drugs!
Amy Winehouse has reportedly been admitted to a London medical centre to be treated for complications with her new breast impants. In even more disturbing news, Amy’s dad Mitch has spoken out about his daughter’s latest additions. Pointing to his chest, Mitch says, “It wasn’t because she had a cold. She’s fine, she just had a little leaky something or other.”
A friend of the singer has some even more, er, revealing news. “She saw something oozing out of her top. To see stuff seeping out was horrible.”
Despite all these problems, Amy loves her new body. A source says, “She can’t stop touching them and showing off to friends. She says she feels womanly again and wants to be curvy like she used to be. She thinks by having another operation and bum implants that she will achieve her dream pin-up look.”
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