Kate Moss' wedding plans
It's fashion's royal wedding this weekend... of course we're talking about the nuptials of
Kate Moss and
Jamie Hince!
In true Kate-form, this weekend's wedding is sure to be one-of-a-kind, with the supermodel reportedly hiring a team of transvestites (yes, you read right) to look after her wedding guests. Oh, and that's not all. There will also be a team of naked men with fake tattoos of the couple's faces emblazoned on their chests!
"Kate has hired a small team of transvestites to chaperone guests to the toilets and back to their seats. Most of them will be 6ft 5ins in their heels," reveals a guest. "She's also having naked musclemen with fake tattoos on their backs and chests of Kate and Jamie's names and faces. Kate's hoping guests will have pictures with them."
There will also be a dancer, trapeze artists and a group of pipers playing as entertainment during the reception. "There will also be a huge champagne glass set up in the grounds with a naked woman dancing in pink smoke," adds the insider. "Finally there is an incredible trapeze artist who will strip as she does her act and Scottish pipers who'll play as guests are shown to their dinner seats."
Either these are the craziest rumours we've ever heard... or Kate's wedding is going to be the craziest wedding ever! Stay tuned on Monday for all the goss...